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Tuna Masterclass

Tuna Masterclass

A full day of preparing tuna in eight different ways, none of them cooked.

Includes a tasting and a long nap.

Cheese Plate Basics

Cheese Plate Basics

Learn to arrange a cheese board that will be ignored until the humans leave the room.

Cheese is not provided, only inspected.

Dessert Theft

Dessert Theft

An advanced course in stealing a cake from a counter without leaving a trace.

Evidence of crumbs is considered a failure.